Whateverest

So I bumped into my buddy Robin at a party the other day, and boy, did he have a story to tell. He said he climbed Mount Everest a few years back, during some super cold year they call "The Eve". But get this, he did it in a pair of Acne jeans, a Bruce Springsteen hoodie, and Nike sneakers! Can you believe that?

He rambled on about some tent and canned food, but I zoned out for a sec when I got a text. When I tuned back in, Robin was in the middle of telling me about the ascent. He said it started snowing halfway up, but the sun was so bright he had to wear sunglasses. Then, a freak gust of wind knocked him off his feet and he broke his thumb. Poor guy had to abort his mission.

But let me tell you, Robin would not shut up about that snow, wind, and busted thumb. I swear I was about to fall asleep, so I faked a phone call from my imaginary cousin and bailed.

Whateverest. Some people will do anything for a good story, am I right?

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Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Printing quality: Giclée
Opacity: 94%
ISO Brightness: 104%
Thickness: 250 μm