I'm not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be more grateful for that

Do you ever feel like you're constantly holding back your inner sass? Like you could be a lot meaner, but you're choosing to spare people's feelings? Well, our "I'm not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be more grateful for that" poster is for you.

Hang it up in your room or office as a gentle reminder to the people in your life that they should count their blessings because you're being nice today. It's also a great way to let people know that you have a sassy side without actually having to say it out loud (because who has the energy for that?).

This poster is perfect for anyone who wants to add a little humor and personality to their space. Plus, it's a fun conversation starter for when your friends come over and see it for the first time. So why not embrace your inner snark and let everyone know that you're not as mean as you could be (but you definitely could be)?

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To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.

We care about quality.

All posters are printed in Europe by people who actually know what they’re doing, using proper paper and proper printing. The kind of stuff that looks good on your wall and stays that way.

If you're looking for nerdy poster details, here they are:

Printing: Giclée (the good kind)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Opacity: 94%
Brightness: ISO 104%
Thickness: 250 μm

If you don’t care or understand any of this, that’s fine too.

They look good. They feel solid. They’ll outlive the mood that made you buy them.