The Honest Lady Collection

A privilege of being old is the privilege to be a pain in the ass. Older people can say some of the most weird and odd things, but everyone just cut them a lot of slack because of the advancing years. 

With the "Honest Lady Collection", Almost Vacant celebrates weird, impolite and odd sayings.

  • Taxes? Not for me. Taxes? Not for me.

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  • I'm not Rihanna I'm not Rihanna

    I'm not Rihanna

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  • Disappointed by men Disappointed by men

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  • I miss canceling plans I miss canceling plans

    I miss canceling plans

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  • Your future wife Your future wife

    Your future wife

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