Instagram favorites

This is a selection of posters that our Instagram followers like the most.

Posters you didn't know you needed. Until now.

A wise man once said nothingA wise man once said nothing
Sale priceFrom 238 kr
5.0
On sale
B*tch RelaxB*tch Relax
Sale priceFrom 224 kr Regular price280 kr
5.0
There is no shame in doing lessThere is no shame in doing less
Sale priceFrom 238 kr
5.0
The Pool PeeThe Pool Pee
Sale priceFrom 238 kr
5.0
On sale
The Italian HandThe Italian Hand
Sale priceFrom 203 kr Regular price280 kr
5.0
Someone's therapist knows all about youSomeone's therapist knows all about you
Not another RenoirNot another Renoir
Sale priceFrom 238 kr
5.0
On sale
There's no we in friesThere's no we in fries
Sale priceFrom 196 kr Regular price280 kr
5.0
Single by choiceSingle by choice
Sale priceFrom 238 kr
5.0
On sale
Honest ConversationHonest Conversation
Sale priceFrom 182 kr Regular price280 kr
5.0
´

Demotivating and Fun Caps from Almost Vacant

A good cap should feel effortless. Easy to wear, easy to combine, and not screaming for attention. Almost Vacant caps are made to sit comfortably in your daily rotation, whether you’re heading out or quietly opting out.

This collection brings together unisex caps with a low-profile fit, adjustable closure, and embroidered phrases that range from quietly honest to mildly uncomfortable. Subtle colors, simple shapes, and messages that don’t over-explain themselves. You put one on and move on.

Here you’ll find pastel caps, corduroy caps, and vintage-style caps designed to look casual while doing a bit of emotional heavy lifting. They won’t fix anything, but they’ll sit nicely on your head while you think about it.

Soft materials. Clear statements. No motivation included.

Fit and everyday use

All caps in this collection are made for regular wear. One size fits most, adjustable, and easy to throw on without planning your outfit. They work with coats, hoodies, and whatever you grabbed on the way out.

Design and tone

The designs lean dry, ironic, and occasionally uncomfortable. No slogans, no optimism, no lessons learned. Just embroidered text that sits there and lets people read into it if they want to.

Who these caps are for

These caps are for people who want to say something without starting a conversation. If you like understatement, sarcasm, and clothes that don’t explain themselves, this collection makes sense.

FAQ about Caps