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Your future wife

€39.95 EUR
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The honest lady says: your future wife is probably already figuring out how to leave you.

About the Honest Lady Collection

A privilege of being old is the privilege to be a pain in the ass. Older people can say some of the most weird and odd things, but everyone just cut them a lot of slack because of the advancing years. 

With the "Honest Lady Collection", Almost Vacant celebrates weird, impolite and odd sayings.



Details
• Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Giclée printing quality
• Opacity: 94%
• All orders are carefully packed in a protective card board tube.
• Shipped with tracking number and insurance.
Frame not included.

About Almost Vacant
Almost Vacant was started as a counter movement to all the generic and boring products out there. It’s a karate kick to the balls of all the edgeless ”carpe diem” type stuff and a nod of rebellious respect to everyone like you.

We create and sell designs with a little humor and lots of love, which we feel helps lighten the mood in these times.

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