The first step towards failure is trying
Ambition comes with side effects. This poster notices.
Orders under €50 ship for €4.95 / 50 SEK / 35 DKK
Product information
"The First Step Towards Failure is Trying" is perfect for those who embrace their inner procrastinator and are proud of it. Hang it in your office, living room or bedroom and let it serve as a constant reminder that sometimes, not trying is the best decision.
It's the perfect gift for that one friend who's always talking about starting their own business but never does. Or for that colleague who always says they'll exercise more but never does.
Don't settle for bland, generic posters. Get your hands on this one-of-a-kind piece of demotivation and let it inspire you to do nothing at all. Add it to your cart now and take the first step towards failure in style!
Free shipping on orders over €50
We offer free shipping on all orders over €50 / 500 SEK
Orders under €50 ship for €4.95 / 50 SEK
Our current shipping time is between 4-8 business days, though some exceptions may apply.
During high-peak seasons like the holidays, delivery times may be longer due to an increased number of orders and longer processing times by shipping companies.
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30 day money-back guarantee
We stand behind the quality and uniqueness of our products and offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If you for some reason are not satisfied with your purchase, simply send an email to support[at]almostvacant.com and we'll help you initiate a return.
Please note that you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item.
If the product is defect, faulty or damaged, we will of course cover all costs
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.
Nerdy poster details
We care about quality.
All posters are printed in Europe by people who actually know what they’re doing, using proper paper and proper printing. The kind of stuff that looks good on your wall and stays that way.
If you're looking for nerdy poster details, here they are:
Printing: Giclée (the good kind)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Opacity: 94%
Brightness: ISO 104%
Thickness: 250 μm
If you don’t care or understand any of this, that’s fine too.
They look good. They feel solid. They’ll outlive the mood that made you buy them.