Someone's therapist knows all about you

You're living your life, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the feeling that someone's been talking about you. And not just anyone, but someone's therapist.

Let's be real, you probably have a good idea who spilled the beans to their therapist about you. But hey, at least now you can proudly display this poster and let everyone know that you're famous enough to be the subject of someone else's therapy session.

This poster is perfect for adding a little bit of mystery and intrigue to your living space. Hang it up in your bedroom or office, and watch as your guests try to decipher its hidden meaning. Who knows, maybe they'll even come up with some wild conspiracy theories about you.

Embrace the unknown with this poster. After all, it's not every day you find out that someone's therapist knows all about you.

"Someone's therapist knows all about you."

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We care about quality.

All posters are printed in Europe by people who actually know what they’re doing, using proper paper and proper printing. The kind of stuff that looks good on your wall and stays that way.

If you're looking for nerdy poster details, here they are:

Printing: Giclée (the good kind)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Opacity: 94%
Brightness: ISO 104%
Thickness: 250 μm

If you don’t care or understand any of this, that’s fine too.

They look good. They feel solid. They’ll outlive the mood that made you buy them.