Go smile somewhere else - Vintage Cap

Are you tired of seeing those annoying, happy-go-lucky smiles everywhere you go? Well, we've got just the thing for you - the "Go smile somewhere else" cap from Almost Vacant.

This cap is not for the faint of heart. Wearing it may cause sudden bursts of cynicism and sarcasm towards anyone who dares to flash their pearly whites in your direction. But hey, who needs friends when you've got this cap, right?

Made from the softest cotton and featuring an adjustable strap, this cap is perfect for shielding your eyes from the blinding brightness of other people's happiness. And with its stylish, vintage design, you'll look cool and aloof while doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Add the "Go smile somewhere else" cap to your cart now and show the world that you're not interested in their happiness. You're too busy being effortlessly cool and slightly bitter.

We offer free shipping on all orders over €50 / 500 SEK

Orders under €50 ship for €4.95 / 50 SEK

Our current shipping time is between 4-8 business days, though some exceptions may apply.

During high-peak seasons like the holidays, delivery times may be longer due to an increased number of orders and longer processing times by shipping companies.

Once your order has been shipped, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with all the details of your order, including a tracking number so you can follow its journey to you.

If you don't see the confirmation email in your inbox, be sure to check your spam folder just in case it ended up there.

Pay securely by credit card using VISA, Mastercard, or American Express. We also accept Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Klarna.

Browse our collection of unique and odd posters with confidence, knowing that you have a variety of payment options to choose from.

Yes, we're biased, but always here to help.

If there's anything w can do for you, please send an email to support@almostvacant.com and we'll get back to you in no time.

We stand behind the quality and uniqueness of our products and offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If you for some reason are not satisfied with your purchase, simply send an email to support[at]almostvacant.com and we'll help you initiate a return.

Please note that you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item.

If the product is defect, faulty or damaged, we will of course cover all costs

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.

We care about quality.

All posters are printed in Europe by people who actually know what they’re doing, using proper paper and proper printing. The kind of stuff that looks good on your wall and stays that way.

If you're looking for nerdy poster details, here they are:

Printing: Giclée (the good kind)
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Opacity: 94%
Brightness: ISO 104%
Thickness: 250 μm

If you don’t care or understand any of this, that’s fine too.

They look good. They feel solid. They’ll outlive the mood that made you buy them.