Date for me, please?

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Date for me, please?

Date for me, please?

€34.95 EUR
€34.95 EUR
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About the poster

Alright, listen closely. This is for those of out there who actually suck at dating. If you just got a Tinder notification for the fifth time today reading this paragraph, this isn’t for you. If you get approached in the grocery store, you’re out.

So if you're feeling a little burnt out on the dating scene, hang this poster up as a subtle (or not-so-subtle) nod to your frustration. It's okay, we've all been there.

Poster info


Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Printing quality: Giclée
Opacity: 94%
ISO Brightness: 104%
Thickness: 250 μm

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✓ Securely delivered in a protective card board tube.
✓ Shipped with tracking number and insurance.
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✓ Designed in Sweden. Produced in Europe.
✗ Frame not included.
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We offer free shipping for all orders over €59 EUR. For orders under €59, we charge a flat shipping fee of €4.EUR / 49 SEK

Our current shipping time is between 4-7 business days, though some exceptions may apply.

During high-peak seasons like the holidays, delivery times may be longer due to an increased number of orders and longer processing times by shipping companies.

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To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.

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We take pride in delivering high quality products to our customers. That's why we've partnered with trusted and renowned manufacturers in Europe. From paper thickness to printing quality, every detail has been carefully considered and crafted to ensure that our posters meet the highest standards.

So when you purchase one of our posters, you can be confident that you're getting a top-quality product that will exceed your expectations.

Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Printing quality: Giclée
Opacity: 94%
ISO Brightness: 104%
Thickness: 250 μm

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About our Posters

  • Designed in Sweden.

    Our posters are designed by our team of talented and slightly weird designers, but let's be real here, Almost Vacant is a one-man-band, so the team is just me, Ola (hey there! 👋).

  • Printed in Europe.

    We only work with trusted and renowned printing partners in Europe to ensure the highest quality printing. This means crisp and vivid colors that won't fade over time, so you can enjoy them for years to come.

  • For you.

    Each poster is made-to-order, reducing waste and ensuring that we only produce what's truly necessary, which means you get a poster that's made just for you.

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