Date for me, please?

Alright, listen closely. This is for those of out there who actually suck at dating. If you just got a Tinder notification for the fifth time today reading this paragraph, this isn’t for you. If you get approached in the grocery store, you’re out.

So if you're feeling a little burnt out on the dating scene, hang this poster up as a subtle (or not-so-subtle) nod to your frustration. It's okay, we've all been there.

We offer free shipping on all orders. Our current shipping time is between 4-8 business days, though some exceptions may apply.

During high-peak seasons like the holidays, delivery times may be longer due to an increased number of orders and longer processing times by shipping companies.

Once your order has been shipped, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email with all the details of your order, including a tracking number so you can follow its journey to you. If you don't see the confirmation email in your inbox, be sure to check your spam folder just in case it ended up there.

Pay securely by credit card using VISA, Mastercard, or American Express. We also accept Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Klarna.

Browse our collection of unique and odd posters with confidence, knowing that you have a variety of payment options to choose from.

Yes, I'm biased, but always here to help.

If there's anything I can do for you, please send an email to support@almostvacant.com and I'll get back to you in no time.

I stand behind the quality and uniqueness of my products and offer a 30 day money-back guarantee. If you for some reason are not satisfied with your purchase, simply send an email to support[at]almostvacant.com and I'll help you initiate a return.

Please note that you will be responsible for paying the shipping costs for returning your item. (If the product is defect, faulty or damaged, I will of course cover all costs)

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it, and it must be in the original packaging. If all of these conditions are met, we'll happily issue a refund for your purchase.

I take pride in delivering high quality products to my amazing customers. That's why I've partnered with trusted and renowned manufacturers in Europe. From paper thickness to printing quality, every detail has been carefully considered and crafted to ensure that my posters meet the highest standards.

So when you purchase one of our posters, you can be confident that you're getting a top-quality product that will meet and exceed your expectations.

Paper thickness: 0.26 mm
Paper weight: 189 g/m²
Printing quality: Giclée
Opacity: 94%
ISO Brightness: 104%
Thickness: 250 μm