The Honest Lady Collection
A privilege of being old is the privilege to be a pain in the ass. Older people can say some of the most weird and odd things, but everyone just cut them a lot of slack because of the advancing years.
With the "Honest Lady Collection", Almost Vacant celebrates weird, impolite and odd sayings.
Demotivating and Fun Caps from Almost Vacant
A good cap should feel effortless. Easy to wear, easy to combine, and not screaming for attention. Almost Vacant caps are made to sit comfortably in your daily rotation, whether you’re heading out or quietly opting out.
This collection brings together unisex caps with a low-profile fit, adjustable closure, and embroidered phrases that range from quietly honest to mildly uncomfortable. Subtle colors, simple shapes, and messages that don’t over-explain themselves. You put one on and move on.
Here you’ll find pastel caps, corduroy caps, and vintage-style caps designed to look casual while doing a bit of emotional heavy lifting. They won’t fix anything, but they’ll sit nicely on your head while you think about it.
Soft materials. Clear statements. No motivation included.
Fit and everyday use
All caps in this collection are made for regular wear. One size fits most, adjustable, and easy to throw on without planning your outfit. They work with coats, hoodies, and whatever you grabbed on the way out.
Design and tone
The designs lean dry, ironic, and occasionally uncomfortable. No slogans, no optimism, no lessons learned. Just embroidered text that sits there and lets people read into it if they want to.
Who these caps are for
These caps are for people who want to say something without starting a conversation. If you like understatement, sarcasm, and clothes that don’t explain themselves, this collection makes sense.
FAQ about Caps
What are Almost Vacant caps?
Almost Vacant caps are unisex, low-profile caps with embroidered text and muted colors, designed for everyday wear.
What types of caps are available in this collection?
The collection includes pastel caps, corduroy caps, and vintage-style caps with embroidered phrases.
Are Almost Vacant caps adjustable?
Yes. All caps feature an adjustable closure and are made as one size fits most.
What materials are used for the caps?
Materials vary by style, but all caps are made from soft, durable fabrics intended for regular use.
Are these caps suitable for everyday wear?
Yes. The caps are designed to be worn often, not occasionally.
How should I clean my cap?
Spot clean when necessary. Avoid machine washing to help maintain shape and embroidery.
Do the caps have printed or embroidered text?
All text on Almost Vacant caps is embroidered.