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The Honest Lady Collection

A privilege of being old is the privilege to be a pain in the ass. Older people can say some of the most weird and odd things, but everyone just cut them a lot of slack because of the advancing years. 

With the "Honest Lady Collection", Almost Vacant celebrates weird, impolite and odd sayings.

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