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A privilege of being old is the privilege to be a pain in the ass. Older people can say some of the most weird and odd things, but everyone just cut them a lot of slack because of the advancing years.
With the "Honest Lady Collection", Almost Vacant celebrates weird, impolite and odd sayings.
Taxes? Not for me.
I'm not Rihanna
I miss canceling plans
Disappointed by men
Your future wife
Yes, we're biased! And we are always here to help!
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